"MY NAME IS ED!"
Ed... Ed's a lovable lump, as many times said on the show. But, what is Ed? Ed is a typical B-movie obsessed pre-teen,
he's also not smart enough to butter toast, even though he loves Buttered Toast. But, there's more to Ed than that.
Yes, that's right! There's a lot more! Ed is polite, and his ideal friend is Eddy, whose soft and cuddly "like mashed
potatoes" he says. He also enjoys to help his friends with their-or should I say Eddy's?-scams.
"Let's See what makes this baby tick!"
What an excellent idea, if I say so myself. Ed's favorite things are chickens, buttered toast, and gravy. But of course,
he has his few dislikes. He's baby sister he loves but fears, Sarah, is probably one of the worst things that ever happened
to him. Another thing he dislikes? The Kankers.
Well, Ed, lets calm down, some buttered toast is on the way I assure you. Anyways, lets give you a round of applause for
your performance on Ed, Edd, n Eddy, it's been spectacular.
"Do you like my shirt?"